Scrivo in inglese perché lei non parla italiano, così capisce le cose cattive che dico su di lei.
She knows Shakira in real life, and that can explain why she is totally crazy.
I think I am very close to her.. sniff sniff I can smell her! 
Most of time we chat about my yellow skin or about the castle she wants me to build for her. I will build a medieval castle and keep her in the subterrain jail or in the highest tower.
I believe she could buy a webcam instead of watch at mine without showing herself. She likes my smile but not my tongue. That's why I put my tongue out that often when i am in webcam with her.
She doesn't have an homepage (and if she has i ignore it). I think that one day she will experiment the "creative boring" wich brings to the creation of a futile personal homepage. When she will do, she will not have the common sense of writing it in english.
I am afraid about that... she will use dutch to say dirthy things about me and I won't understand them.
Smokes
Doesn't want to stop smoking
Refuses to do my laundry
For her, my sister is right when she strangles me
Positive sides:
Gave me her number
Is disposed to pay me to buy my brain
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